The Red Sox of Orange County

Posted on October 19, 2008 by admut239

Red Sox Catcher Jason Varitek looks like a beefed-up Slade Smiley (from Real Housewives of Orange County).  It’s not opinion.  It’s SCIENCE.  I’ll prove it.  Here is Jason Varitek:

Jason Varitek

Example A: Jason Varitek

Here is Slade Smiley (BTW he’s kind of a fag):

Slade Smiley

Example B: Slade Smiley

These pictures aren’t the best examples.  They really have similar bone structures in the face.  The only difference is that Varitek’s face is much thicker.  I think that’s because Slade probably purges.  But, just to prove my case.  Imagine Jason Varitek purged too.  Would he look like THIS:

Slade Varitek

Slade Varitek

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12 Responses

  1. Heimowitz, on October 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am Said:

    I think you comparing their facial bone structures makes you more of a fag than Slide Smiley (and Varitek combined for that matter)

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  2. admut239, on October 20th, 2008 at 9:29 am Said:

    Guilty as charged.

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  3. realbadfriend, on October 21st, 2008 at 1:13 am Said:

    Adam’s mouth is like a hand towel on a porn set – it just SOPS UP THE CUM.

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  4. Leah, on November 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm Said:

    Never, EVER compare Tek to Slime Shady again!

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  5. realbadfriend, on December 13th, 2008 at 6:42 pm Said:

    But you have to admit – Varitek did get a divorce.

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  6. Glen suckadick, on December 16th, 2008 at 12:46 pm Said:

    Slade is a better hitter.

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  9. Ferinannnd, on May 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am Said:

    Спасибо. Добавлено в закладки

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  10. Avertedd, on May 26th, 2009 at 12:35 am Said:

    Навеяно наверное стандартным мышлением? Будьте проще ))

    Reply

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