Controversial preacher Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, KA shocked just about everyone when he announced a reversal on his stance on homosexuality.
Phelps claims that one night while polishing his swastika collection, God descended from the Heavens. Phelps asked, “How may I serve you, Lord? Should I blow up an abortion clinic or protest a soldier’s funeral?”
God told Phelps that he needed him for a deeper purpose. “Thou shalt be my righteous glory hole and take my omnipresence at my whim.”
Phelps agreed. Now, the gaping preacher from Kansas shares his enlightened outlook with his congregation on a daily basis.
Filed under: RealFakeNews, Rick | Tagged: Fred Phelps, Glory Hole, Kansas, NSFW, Reacharound, TCFW (in some offices), Westboro Baptist, Yahweh
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George, you’re great.
He’s pretty radacious at guitar, too.
George appreciation comment section!
George, maybe one day can I maybe if your not doing anything….hear you rock out????